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A former nanny told a newspaper that Angelina Jolie hates George Clooney. Well, if it\u2019s true, the she\u2019s the only woman on earth.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n George Clooney is a star in the classic sense. A ringer for Cary Grant, he would be as comfortable drinking martinis with Frank Sinatra as he would be sharing a bottle of whisky with Daniel Day-Lewis. Time magazine called him \u201cThe Last Movie Star,\u201d and I\u2019d agree. He wears his celebrity easily and doesn\u2019t complain about being in the public eye. By the way, do you see him often in that eye? While other celebrities are worried about seeming aloof enough, he\u2019s open, friendly and direct. From what we can tell, George Clooney has a great life and appreciates it.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n George Clooney is a guy\u2019s guy who drives a motorcycle and doesn\u2019t dye his hair. He doesn\u2019t go on fad diets, he grows a beard from time to time and people adore him for all of the above. I have collected some clues on how to be George Clooney, so here it comes!<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n Know how to laugh at yourself<\/B><\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n It\u2019s widely rumoured that George Clooney is the person who circulated \u201cJesus vs. Santa\u201d (the video greeting card that birthed the show South Park). When the cartoon became a series, Clooney agreed to guest star as Stan Marsh's gay dog Sparky. He had no dialogue and only made dog noises. When the show\u2019s creators later lampooned him for being too political in Team America, Clooney laughed it off and said he would have been offended if he hadn\u2019t been a target. Seeing how well he reacted, the press began asking if he\u2019d consider running for office and he replied honestly: \u201cNo. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs and I've been to too many parties.\u201d<\/I> Instead of trying to be a \u201cstar\u201d in interviews, he laughs at his own celebrity. He joked that Leatherheads was \u201ccry for peace.\u201d<\/I> When asked about reconciling George Clooney the actor and George Clooney the director, he said: \u201cThere's a lot of ego there... so I just take it out on the actors.\u201d<\/I><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n Being George Clooney:<\/U> George Clooney is great example of putting your ego in check. The worst thing you can do when someone teases you is to get angry. It proves you\u2019re sensitive to their jabs because you\u2019re not comfortable with yourself. Clooney knows he\u2019s the sh*t, so he can joke about himself. Being George Clooney means that if someone teases you about wearing the same T-shirt too often, you have to laugh it off and say that it proves you\u2019re not afraid of serious relationships\u2026 at least with clothing. Similarly, if things aren\u2019t going well on a date, you\u2019ll exasperate things by getting frustrated. Put a smile on your face and crack a joke. Even if it doesn\u2019t fix things with your date, you may fool yourself into having a better time.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n Stand by your ideals<\/B><\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n Celebrities who make a show of being political annoy people, but George Clooney actually walks the walk. On January 31, 2008, the United Nations selected him to promote global awareness of its activities and named him a \u201cMessenger of Peace.\u201d He\u2019s a true environmentalist, owning the first Tango electric car and, more recently, the electric Tesla Roadster. Some would argue that it\u2019s easy to stand by convictions when you\u2019re famous. However, before his hit show ER, Clooney quit Baby Talk, the TV version of Look Who\u2019s Talking, because he felt an actress was being unfairly humiliated. He recalled the event for People: \u201cI remember calling my agent and I said, \u2018What happens if I walk away from this? Do I end my career? He said, \u2018I don't know.\u2019 And I thought, \u2018It's worth it.\u2019\u201d<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n Being George Clooney:<\/U> Nobody likes a man with weak convictions. Even if he doesn\u2019t agree with you, he\u2019ll respect you more if you don\u2019t waffle on beliefs. Likewise, standing up for others isn\u2019t easy, particularly when your career is on the line, but you\u2019ll sleep better at night. Being George Clooney will require you to be an upright citizen.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n Bein<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/FONT>g George Clooney might make some cringe, but there are a lot of perks that come with it.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n Be comfortable in your bachelordom<\/B><\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n A woman will say she doesn\u2019t like a guy who never wants to marry\u2026 but she\u2019ll try to change his mind. Clooney has said he\u2019ll never marry again or have kids. Michelle Pfeiffer and Nicole Kidman each bet him $10,000 that he would change his mind before he turned 40. They both lost and sent cheques. However, being George Clooney, he returned the money, saying he\u2019d like to go double or nothing until 50. This is just the kind of reaction that makes women throw themselves at him even more now.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n Being George Clooney:<\/U> The lesson here is not to remain single forever. It\u2019s about being comfortable in your situation. Once you get desperate to lock down a girlfriend, women will see right through you. However, if you don\u2019t want anything serious, be honest about it up front. Women have moved past the 1950s and aren\u2019t just looking for a husband. If she is looking for an engagement ring, you\u2019re more tempting if you\u2019re comfortable in your skin and she\u2019ll probably work harder to change your mind. Just remain honest and don\u2019t give in unless she really does change your mind.<\/FONT><\/FONT> Embrace age<\/B><\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n Salt-and-pepper George told Playboy: \u201cYou don't want to try to look younger because you\u2019ll look wrong. You dye your hair, you look wrong. You wear a bad toupee, you look wrong. You wear makeup to hide things, you get your eyes done, you look wrong.\u201d<\/I> It\u2019s good advice because as George Clooney has grown older, his female fan base has grown. At 45 years old, People named him \u201cSexiest Man Alive\u201d for the second time. He stays fit, but doesn\u2019t obsess over the gym because there\u2019s nothing less attractive than creepy old buff guy. Have you seen the latest Rambo?<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n Being George Clooney:<\/U> The great thing about being a man is that we get more attractive as we get older. That doesn\u2019t mean you get to let yourself go; you still have to work out, dress well and maintain, which gets harder with age. The lesson is not to highlight your hair, not to shop at stores with teenagers, and not to \u201cget your chin worked on.\u201d<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n Dress well<\/B><\/U><\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n George Clooney regularly makes best-dressed lists and Vanity Fair recently inducted him into its International Best-Dressed Hall of Fame. His style is strong, doesn\u2019t follow trends, and fits his personality, which is classic yet modern. He looks stylish walking into a trendy nightclub, but could just as easily step into a Mad Men scene. His signature outfit, a well-cut suit worn without a tie and open collar, is refined but not stuffy. Rather than trying to insert his personality into his outfit, Clooney prefers to leave it to the understated details: his clean-cut hair, calm smile and rock-like demeanour.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>\r\n Being George Clooney: Keep your outfits simple and respectable. You don\u2019t have to wear a suit like Clooney, but a pair of designer jeans and a well-fitting black T-shirt will do wonders. Take a little extra time before you go out to make sure you look pulled-together. Above all, don\u2019t cater to every trend. Don\u2019t cut your hair into a faux hawk one minute and wear a do-rag the next. Being George Clooney means that you remain consistent.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P>","type":"rich"}
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